"I was skeptical about the leaf shape, thought maybe it was a fluke, but once they took off—man, straight Jurassic Park in my tent. Wildest plant I ever grew. Solid genetics, all clones rooted fast."

"Wuzi don’t miss. The Grapes n Cream I got as a cut came healthy and already poppin'. Sticky by week 5 of flower. Smells like a candy store with a gas leak. 10/10."

"Had a couple seeds not crack at first, but Wuzi replaced 'em fast and even tossed in an extra pack. Customer service on point. The ones that did pop? Absolute heat. Smells like red soda with a punch."

"This auto caught me off guard—dense nugs, loud as hell. I'm talkin’ open-the-bag-and-get-questions loud. Ran her at 18/6 start to finish and she stayed frosty the whole time."

"I don’t usually mess with autos, but this one had me rethinking everything. Fast, fruity, and gave me that get-up-and-go kinda high. Smooth shipping too."

"This one was a funky surprise. I kept a male for breeding and the female had that dirty gym sock gas I love. This some true underground work—respect to Wuzi for reviving the classics."

"Grew this outside and she stood up to pests like a champ. Came out smelling like blue candy and OG funk. Not for the weak-hearted. Pure fire."

"Tester or not, that Glowstick Glue was way too loud to stay lowkey. Stretch was wild, but yield made up for it. Trichs like sugar on a donut. Can’t wait for the final drop."

"Gassy, sweet, and heavy-hitting. My pheno smelled like crushed Oreos and straight rubber. Legit S1—stable and frosty. Will run again."

"Some exclusive purp funk in this pack. Real couch glue. Bag appeal was nuts—looked like space rocks. My plug thought I paid triple what I did. You’re the plug’s plug now, Wuzi."

"Had one that didn’t pop, but Wuzi sent a whole new pack *and* tossed me a sticker. That kinda service is rare. Grown out, it’s earthy, purple, and smokes like royalty."

"Still mad I didn’t grab more before it sold out. That Trop Cherry was next level—tropical candy gas. Hope you bring it back!"